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3/19/02

STRAPPADO WRACK

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    When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean

that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. - Otto von Bismarck

CFR Has A New Name But Serves The Same Interests

Burke said there were Three Estates in Parliament; but, in the Reporters' Gallery yonder, there sat a Fourth Estate more important than they all. It is not a figure of speech, or a witty saying; it is a literal fact, .... Printing, which comes necessarily out of Writing, I say often, is equivalent to Democracy: invent Writing, Democracy is inevitable. ..... Whoever can speak, speaking now to the whole nation, becomes a power, a branch of government, with inalienable weight in law-making, in all acts of authority. It matters not what rank he has, what revenues or garnitures: the requisite thing is that he have a tongue which others will listen to; this and nothing more is requisite.

Carlyle (1905) pp.349-350

Did you hear the latest? CFR now is being use to refer to campaign finance reform. And all this time it stood for Council on Foreign Relations, must have just been an error in spelling. But if you look behind the parties that make up the ultimate 'Old Boys Club', you see that both are in sync with an effort to insulate the same ideological pure disciples, in seats of power.

The 'poster boy' for this guaranteed protection racket for incumbents is none other than the straight talk express 'media toy' Senator John McCain. We all heard the arguments, and even some have analyzed the actual legislation. But how many of you are willing to examine what this Republican impostor really stands for and who he hangs with?

McCain, just why are you listening to John Weaver? You remember him, that long time strategist of yours during the media blessed and inspiring 2000 Republican presidential primary battle. If you forgot who he is, refresh your memory: "Weaver left McCain's payroll last year but still advises him on campaign finance and patients' rights," said the Wall Street Journal, which reported Weaver's switch Friday.

And where do you suppose he now hangs his hat? Yes, you guessed it - along side the want-a-be fuhrer, little midget Tommy Daschle. That other Teutonic defender of the Reich, Dickie Gephardt breaks bread with Mr Weaver, as well. Just what kind of a knitting machine do they use to loom on their web of newspeak?

You remember that the celebrity senator condemned those depraved heretics Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson! "To stand up and take on the forces of evil - that is my job and I can't steer the Republican Party if those two individuals have the influence that they have on the party today."

Yep, you guessed it again . . . it was that other Johnny boy who gave the brilliant advice to Senator JohnBoy, to expose those charlatan preachers. Now we all know that the Republican base no longer listens to the sermons of those tired old war horse pastors? McCain wants to rescue that core element of that Grand Old Party from the likes of such blasphemy. And CFR is the way to the chosen land.

Could it be possible that the real CFR of paradise is that other group of political wise men? There couldn't be a connection between all that media love fest and those CFR members of the fourth estate . . . Just ask Carlyle who listened to Burke.

But don't moan or lament, we have another medium that will come with deliverance. Yes that fine example of American Free Speech - Free Republic will set the record right.

Just follow the lead of the new internet media guru Jim Robinson:

To: GeronL

Believe it or not, we need more McCains. We need more McCains so we can start replacing them without turning over majority control to the other side.

45 posted on 3/13/02 2:09 AM Pacific by Jim Robinson

Wow! the answer was right in your face all the time . . . More McCain's, more CFR = GOP. With all these letters, hope we won't get them all confused. So the FReepers don't think McCain is a RINO! You must know that animal - Republican in name only, that beast which can't see very well, with a horn that is used for an aphrodisiac. Now I'm starting to get it.

More wisdom from fearless leader Robinson:

"But first you have to sell it to the great brainwashed masses, most of whom have never heard of conservatism."

Is he really saying that McCain is a CONSERVATIVE? Well, I'm shocked . . . How can Johnny Weaver come lately be advising the DemocRATS and be whispering in the ear of  "Superstar McCain", at the same time? Maybe, just maybe; that CFR influence pulls both strings. Could that explain why those newly named neoconservatives have the very same policies as those "socialistic democrats".

Back to Jim Robinson for the FR summary we are looking for:

"Well, if there were enough people of principle then obviously we would not be having this problem."

You got that right Jimbo . . .  More McCain's - do I have it right now, all you FReepers?

Wonder how long it will take to have this FR thread disappear into cyber heaven?

If you have a problem with loading the FR forum link, just send your inquiry to the CFR, in care of Mr Weaver, at Democratic headquarters, the McCain wing of the Free Republic server.

SARTRE - March 19, 2002

All deception in the course of life is indeed nothing else but a lie reduced to practice, and falsehood passing from words into things.
Robert Southey

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